Hot-Damn Deadly Alien Overlord Au Pair

You were the most powerful exemplar of alpha male masculinity on your homeworld, until you got defeated by an even more powerful manly man in single combat and cast out. Your pride is a little hurt.

When your exile pod crash lands in a suburban neighbourhood on Earth, a human household foolishly welcomes you in - apparently, you were expected. Yet nobody suspects your designs for total dominion, and things are starting to look up. 

Admittedly, you’re not entirely sure what an “au pair” is, nor do you stop to consider that the shattered human body beneath your pod looked strangely similar to you before it became a superheated pulp.

That’s why you’re somewhat surprised by the reaction you get when the bone spurs of your digitigrade feet click clack just so as you make your unerring, hip-swaying advance towards your prey. 

You’re similarly perplexed at how mimicking the ancestral, intimidating eye-widening war-tattoos of your forefathers has become the hot new trend among the pitiful human makeup bloggers who watch your propaganda broadcasts. 

Why won't anyone take you seriously? Why won't they accept your dominance?? And why are the humans who do accept your dominance..... Like That.

Can you conquer the planet before the emasculating weight of human misunderstanding destroys your warrior's pride forever?

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Hot-Damn Deadly Alien Overlord Au Pair is a single-session solo game of alien aspiration and emasculation. It was written under nominal duress as part of the Forced Feminization Game Jam.